What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 14:33

Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
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Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How many books do you read in a week and what are they, could you share one?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Still no good.
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Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?